The unanswered and unexplained.

Part one: Dear Stephenie Meyer Series.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

1.)If Bella was very often with the Cullens and one small paper cut would cause Jasper to go wild, then why did nothing happen when she had her period?

2.)In the beginning when Edward watched Bella often, before she was aware, didn't he hear every time she pooped and farted and partook in all those other disturbing human activities?

3.)Would Jacob's extreme body development also cause a great growth in his manly parts?(...I mean, it would only make sense, with the rest of him being so large.)

Sincerely yours,
-VB